i permit you to call me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
So squirting runs in the family.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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