Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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