careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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