He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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