No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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