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(516): View more from New York

I hate all girls vehemently.

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(407): View more from Florida

She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.

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(707): View more from California

she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

this is really not the time to pretend we have morals

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(330): View more from Ohio

I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight

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(631): View more from New York

I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.

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(231): View more from Michigan

My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".

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(317): View more from Indiana

Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML

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