I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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