VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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