11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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