he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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