VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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