i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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