i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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