I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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