Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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