I'm so fucking centered right now
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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