I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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