is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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