I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
