There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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