Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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