Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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