All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
id be glad to
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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