Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Success! We fucked roommates!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
