Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize
