I CAN MOONWALK!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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