is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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