so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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