So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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