I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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