Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Drunk is not a location!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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