you guys were way drunker than both of me
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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