Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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