Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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