Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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