Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
