is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I wear drunk well.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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