well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
