Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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