went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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