addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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