About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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