I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.