Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

You guys coming?

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We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure

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(512): View more from Texas

Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

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(907): View more from Alaska

my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up

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(716): View more from New York

She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met

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(503): View more from Oregon

I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.

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(703): View more from Virginia

If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?

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(248): View more from Michigan

People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.

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(903): View more from Texas

I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.

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