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• (512): View more from Texas

  its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's amazing

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  I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.

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