TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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