lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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