That's intense
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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