It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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