we're blogging at a bar
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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