so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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