Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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