I wish i was in the wii world.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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