Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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