So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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