before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
how drunk are you?
Several
Never joke about your clitoris.
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