I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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